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Portal 2 Turret Statue

Product Specifications

  • Straight from the Aperture Science Turret Sanctuary
  • Perfect for any bookshelf or end table, as long as he has full vision of his family members most hours
  • Programmed for high levels of politeness and compliment, but most come with naturally occurring bugs like fear, anxiety, and depression due to sentience
  • Each piece is hand-finished and hand-painted
  • Materials: High quality polystone
  • Dimensions: 16” tall

US $299

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